Meet The Mexican Vampire Woman!
Posted on Sep 22, 2011 @ 05:45PM
Who says lawyers are conservative?
Maria Jose Cristerna has certainly done her part to battle that stereotype, subjecting herself to a full body vampire make over, and RadarOnline.com has photos of her shocking transformation.
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Maria’s new look comes complete with fangs, horns, a bevy of piercings, and tattoos that cover her entirely. Her look is so amazing and unique, that Maria will now be immortalized in wax by museum Ripley’s Believe It or Not.
So, what inspired the drastic change? The 35-year-old mother-of-four decided to turn over a new leaf after suffering domestic violence at the hands of her ex, and it’s unlikely the perpetrator poses much of a threat after seeing Maria’s overhaul!
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She believes the vampiric get up provides a sense of strength and has helped her start a new life.
In total, Maria has titanium implants in the shape of head horns, huge ear-stretching plugs, teeth shaved into the shape of fangs, head to toe ink and bright blue contact lenses.
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“I had the fangs done because I loved vampires as a little girl and I changed the color of my eyes so they were how I really wanted them to be,” she explained.
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I pray for you, cause someone might take you for (REAL), and drive a stake in your heart when you are sleeping, SCARY JUST PLAIN SCARY
Posted Sat, 09/24/2011 - 11:26am
can u imagine this mom comin & kissin u good night? all jokes aside, this is just horrible. but where this thing is going....she'll fit riiiiight in.
Posted Fri, 09/23/2011 - 10:50am
Jesse James just got a boner.........Cat Von D in 5 years.......
Posted Fri, 09/23/2011 - 5:39am
Would someone please give this freak Lindsay Lohan's address.
Posted Fri, 09/23/2011 - 1:38am
Oh good Lord! This is just sick. She looks like satans minions gave her a makeover. Her poor kids. How terrifying
that could be. Not to mention going to stores and scaring the hell out of everyone.
Posted Fri, 09/23/2011 - 12:26am
Oh good Lord! This is just sick. She looks like satans minions gave her a makeover. Her poor kids. How terrifying
that could be. Not to mention going to stores and scaring the hell out of everyone.
Posted Fri, 09/23/2011 - 12:25am
Oh good Lord! She looks like satans minions did an overhaul. And her 4 kids.....This is so sick. Kids and adults
every where will be terrified just looking at her. I do wonder if she still practice in law?
Posted Fri, 09/23/2011 - 12:21am
Freak...
Posted Fri, 09/23/2011 - 12:06am
Hey moron, that Baptist idiotic church does not represent most of us who disagree with you. That woman's daughters will be pregnant by 14, covered with tattoos and STDs and that makes you proud??!! You are a disgrace!
Posted Thu, 09/22/2011 - 11:37pm
Ever lawyer I have ever known is a liberal...what in the Hell are you saying ROL?
Posted Thu, 09/22/2011 - 11:31pm