Gordon Ramsay's Dwarf Porn Double Found Dead In A Badger Den
Posted on Sep 13, 2011 @ 07:00PM
In a bizarre case that would have even CSI's top investigators stumped, a dwarf porn star who was Gordon Ramsay's doppelganger was found dead in a badger set in the U.K. RadarOnline.com has learned.
Percy Foster, star of X-rated movie Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It's Up Your A**e We Go, was about to be rocketed into the ranks of celebrity porn lookalikes due to his resemblance to the Hell's Kitchen host when his partially eaten body was discovered in a badger's den.
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According to a report in U.K. tabloid The Sunday Sport, the 3'6" actor was found "deep in an underground chamber by Ministry of Agriculture experts ahead of a planned badger-gassing program near Tregaron, west Wales."
Expert CSI teams had to use fingertip technology to remove his body from the six-foot-deep burrow, and investigators have not yet ruled out the possibility of suicide.
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"Percy was a little guy with big problems," said adult film producer Dexter Yamunkeh. "He was doing well but was under pressure like everyone else in this god damn industry."
In a recent interview, 35-year-old Percy revealed his delight at being compared to Ramsay.
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"Porn lookalikes get more money than normal actors. Dwarf lookalikes are as rare as hen’s teeth and so can command top dollar.
“I’ve already ordered a new BMW and a diamondencrusted Soda Stream," said the pint-sized porn star.
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Percy very obviously needed the world's best loved dwarf dog and badger hunter, the dachshund, with him.
Posted Wed, 09/14/2011 - 9:49am
Wow....
Posted Wed, 09/14/2011 - 1:49am
At 3'6" there is no way a badger could have killed him and pulled him six feet under into their sett. Some humans put him there. He died in Wales but this has all the makings of a gangland style killing.
Posted Tue, 09/13/2011 - 11:42pm
Did Mr. Badger come home unexpectedly and find Mrs. Badger with her paramour?
Posted Tue, 09/13/2011 - 11:09pm
WTF, the whole world is mental.
Posted Tue, 09/13/2011 - 9:46pm
It seems! LOL!
Posted Wed, 09/14/2011 - 1:08am
Hoo Lawd! Now that's kinky!
Posted Tue, 09/13/2011 - 8:54pm
A dwarf is pulledinto a badger hole and eaten and they think it's suicide and yet a woman bound head hand foot gagged hanged couldn't possibly be suicide. Weird. I hope he was drunk or passedout because eaten alive sounds horrific
Posted Tue, 09/13/2011 - 8:01pm
officially the most bizarre story of the day...
Posted Tue, 09/13/2011 - 6:29pm
HUH?
Posted Tue, 09/13/2011 - 6:15pm