Gordon Ramsay's Dwarf Porn Double Found Dead In A Badger Den

Sept. 13 2011, Published 10:00 a.m. ET
In a bizarre case that would have even CSI's top investigators stumped, a dwarf [expletive] star who was Gordon Ramsay's doppelganger was found dead in a badger set in the U.K. RadarOnline.com has learned.
Percy Foster, star of X-rated movie Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It's Up Your A**e We Go, was about to be rocketed into the ranks of celebrity [expletive] lookalikes due to his resemblance to the Hell's Kitchen host when his partially eaten body was discovered in a badger's den.
According to a report in U.K. tabloid The Sunday Sport, the 3'6" actor was found "deep in an underground chamber by Ministry of Agriculture experts ahead of a planned badger-gassing program near Tregaron, west Wales."
Expert CSI teams had to use fingertip technology to remove his body from the six-foot-deep burrow, and investigators have not yet ruled out the possibility of suicide.
"Percy was a little guy with big problems," said adult film producer Dexter Yamunkeh. "He was doing well but was under pressure like everyone else in this god [expletive] industry."
In a recent interview, 35-year-old Percy revealed his delight at being compared to Ramsay.
"[expletive] lookalikes get more money than normal actors. Dwarf lookalikes are as rare as hen’s teeth and so can command top dollar.
“I’ve already ordered a new BMW and a diamondencrusted Soda Stream," said the pint-sized [expletive] star.
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