Sinead O'Connor’s Bizarre Blog About Sexual Appetite For Inanimate Objects

Posted on Aug 30, 2011 @ 03:00PM

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By Amber Goodhand - Radar Reporter

Sinead O’Connor claims she’s “so desperate for sex” that the Nothing Compares 2 U singer has taken to her blog in a desperate plea for some affection and RadarOnline.com has all the bizarre details.

In a piece titled "Is Sinead About To Hump Her Truck?" the 44-year-old explains that her non-existent sex life has led to desperation in which she might take up with inanimate objects.

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“My sh*t-uation sexually/affectionately speaking is so dire that inanimate objects are starting to look good as are inappropriate and/or unavailable men and/or inappropriate and/or unavailable fruits and vegetables,” O’Connor wrote on her August 20 blog.

“Needless to say what I do for a living makes it hard for me to find men that only want me cuz they like my (legendary) arse. Yet I am in the peak of my sexual prime and way too lovely to be living like a nun. and it's VERY depressing.”

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The Irish singer even ponders joining a dating service, but decides against it because “half the men actually have wives.”

It’s a bizarre and rambling blog written by O’Connor, who was recently photographed looking drastically different and almost unrecognizable from the 1990’s chart-topper she once was.

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“Am in desperate need of a very sweet sex-starved man,” she writes in her list of what she’s looking for in a companion. “Must be blind enough to think I'm gorgeous.”

The blog is especially odd because O’Connor came out in 2005 as a lesbian, but is writing about her search for a man.

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“I must end now as I have a hot date with a banana,” she concludes.

Do you think Sinead is questioning her sexuality, or just being wacky? Leave your comments below.

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I have yet to read the blog for myself, but the excerpts quoted in this article aren't bizarre or rambling, they're quite funny.

by shinywen
Posted Wed, 08/31/2011 - 3:22am

Maybe you'd have a little better luck finding someone who cares for you by ditching the tramp stamps.

by abby
Posted Tue, 08/30/2011 - 11:37pm

no offense but she really shouldn't cut her own hair and she needs to go for a jog before posting these sad blog comments. It's one thing to say it to your friends but not if you're famous and doing it online.

by pooky
Posted Tue, 08/30/2011 - 11:17pm

She needs to go for an extreme makeover then someone might look her way. She's let herself go terribly. What a shame!

by Muppet
Posted Tue, 08/30/2011 - 9:52pm

I would be willing to do her in the chute. But I would sure be sure to jam that face in a pillow or stick a sock in her pie-hole first.

by bob johnson
Posted Tue, 08/30/2011 - 7:47pm

" I'll even bring my own cigars" had to be the best Bill Clinton line ever. The women's got some sense of humor. If she'd drop some lbs.,and get rid of the hideous haircut, she'd look really swell.

by pholmes
Posted Tue, 08/30/2011 - 7:33pm