Patti Stanger Warns Jennifer Aniston 'Something’s Not Right' About Justin Theroux
Posted on Aug 12, 2011 @ 09:00AM
By Alexis Tereszcuk - Radar Senior Reporter
Jennifer Aniston and her boyfriend Justin Theroux are hot and heavy, but the ultimate Millionaire Matchmaker has a warning for America’s favorite friend: Watch out, because “something’s not right there.”
Patti Stanger spoke exclusively to RadarOnline.com about Jen’s new relationship and while she says Theroux seems good for Jen, she thinks they might need to put the brakes on their relationship.
“I kind of like him, but here’s my problem -- he was with the last girl for 15 or 16 years and one day in walks the girl of his dreams and he says bye, see ya, wouldn’t want to be ya! There’s a karmic payback for that.
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“He’s handsome and he likes her and she likes him, they’ve got good body language, so it’s a matter of what really went down that he jumped ship from this girl he lived with for 16 years, something’s not right there.”
Theroux, 40, was dating Heidi Bevins before he started dating Aniston, 42, and Patti says this is definitely a surprise coming from the woman who was so scorned by her husband Brad Pitt.
“She b*tched about Angelina stealing Brad from her!”
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However, Patti said she’s worried that things are going way too fast for the couple.
“This isn’t a poor schmuck. This is a guy who produces a lot of movies he’s doing major movies this year, he’s acted. He can afford to get his own place.
"That tells me he jumped ship from one girl to the other. Then he moves in with her in LA, now they’re looking for a nicer house, it’s moving a little too fast.
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“I think he had enough money he could have moved out to L.A., he could have gotten an apartment see how it goes and gone slower. She might be moving too fast she might get hurt, burned.”
There are reports that Jen might be trying for a baby with her boyfriend and Patti says she could see that happening, all too clearly. “I feel like she might pull the pregnancy card on him.
"Maybe she has, she isn’t as skinny as she used to be, she’s looking great, and she’s glowing.”
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Overall though, Patti, the new spokeswoman for the ultra cool flavored Pucker Vodka, says she likes Theroux but just not the circumstances under which he hooked up with Jen.
“I hope they work out, I hope this other woman who was left behind finds someone tomorrow. I really feel bad for her. The best revenge would be to go out with his best friend!”
And Patti warns all her girls -- only two drinks, anything with Pucker Vodka can be low calorie if you just add a lemon lime soda to it. After a third drink ladies, it’s all downhill -- “you make inappropriate choices!”
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The Daily Juice
Jen looks great and very happy. STFU, Patti you're just jealous b/c she's happy and you are miserable!
Posted Sun, 08/14/2011 - 4:21pm
She's just a fat jealous idiot, it's none of her business anyways. She's just attention starved.
Posted Sat, 08/13/2011 - 3:29pm
Jason Bateman should host the 2012 Oscars, he has the personality
Posted Fri, 08/12/2011 - 2:40pm
Sometimes you just want to shake people and make then treat each other kindly but opposites seem to attract and one trys to survive and the other wants to destroy,,,only someone with a huge heart could have loved Brad after what he did to her..
Posted Fri, 08/12/2011 - 1:22pm
I am so sorry gossip4fun for what you went through..my mom got the same only she didn't leave dad..I don't think she knew how to..and my brothers and sisters werent much better to her..I am glad it worked for your mom and you :)
Posted Fri, 08/12/2011 - 1:12pm
stfu patti. you don't even have the *public* facts straight, much less what's private. didn't you have a severely short marriage recently? eww, lady stop talking already. you're a loser.
Posted Fri, 08/12/2011 - 12:21pm
SOMETHING'S NOT RIGHT ABOUT YOUR MOTHER, YOU NOSY TRAMP! MIND YOUR OWN DAMN BUSINESS. MS. jENNIFER HAS MORE SENSE THAN YOU.
Posted Fri, 08/12/2011 - 12:09pm
These stories make me think of when people say its complicated...how can anyone be happy jumping from person to person like some people change their clothes? broken hearts all over the place..cheating..divorces..kids confused..
Posted Fri, 08/12/2011 - 11:41am
early, i like you. you married for life. that's great. mom stayed married until i, the baby, was 18. we all tried to make her leave dad sooner. now she giggles with my daughters; something i didn't see enough of while she was married to that prick.
Posted Fri, 08/12/2011 - 12:44pm
.I wouldnt marry again..it is so painful to watch what some people do to someone who trusts them and loves them and also is vulnerable to..my father was horrible as was my step father and I had to put my husband in place
Posted Fri, 08/12/2011 - 1:15pm