EXCLUSIVE: Michael Lohan's Ex-Fiancee Erin Muller Arrested
Posted on Aug 15, 2010 @ 10:45AM
Erin Muller, who once had a restraining order against her former fiance' Michael Lohan -- he currently has one against her -- was arrested at 10:23 pm Saturday night in New York, RadarOnline.com has learned.
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Muller was driving with her new boyfriend Keith Parris when they were stopped for suspected drunk driving; Parris was behind the wheel.
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According to the Southampton Town Police Department, Parris was placed in the back of a squad car, and Muller just lost it and tried to stage the great escape.
She opened "rear passenger door while said person [Parris] was in custody. Defendant [Muller] did strike P.O. D'Arce #244 in the head with her right elbow and did kick said officer in the groin with her right heel while said officer was attempting to arrest said defendant."
The report also lists several of Muller's best lines to the officers:
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"My boyfriend and I had a couple of drinks and were having fun on the way home, and I don't even know where my underwear is," and ""So what if he was swerving all over the road. I know that's a problem but I hate that I'm here and I'm an idiot."
Finally, the real classic: "i can't remember. I'm drunk."
Muller was booked with the charges of resisting arrest, harassment, obstructing government administration, and facilitating aggravated unlicensed operation of a motor vehicle.
Michael's daughter Lindsay Lohan looks like a saint in comparison!
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Mar 22, 2012 @ 03:00
All of Lindsay's little girl sweetness and innocence is long gone. Her looks are gone. Her behavior is repugnant. Why is she in the news anymore? Put her with Speidi - in the "washup" drawer.
Posted Mon, 08/16/2010 - 7:45am
You are so right amagod! She actually looks older than she is. It's so sad
Posted Mon, 08/16/2010 - 9:48am
Interesting that Michael "I'm so clean" Lohan keeps hooking up with alcoholic women. Who look like his daughter. Does anyone else see a pattern here?
Posted Mon, 08/16/2010 - 7:35am
I am so sick of ALL the Lohan's. I turn whatever channel that has any of them on. I do not want to hear about them anymore. I will NOT go to an movie Lindsay is in either. ENOUGH
Posted Mon, 08/16/2010 - 3:28am
And the worst of it is that Lindsay isn't bipolar, so can't blame mental illness for her behavior...and her Adderall addiction apparently isn't bad...so that means her behavior is due entirely to her own self. She's another Dina.
Posted Mon, 08/16/2010 - 7:38am
So now Lindsay can resume her porn career, and continue lying, stealing and boozing. She's gone from a tragic figure to a repugnant one. What's the point of reporting upon her - do we really want to know any more about her white trash life?
Posted Mon, 08/16/2010 - 7:42am
Lindsay is becoming an outpatient this week.
Posted Mon, 08/16/2010 - 6:28am
This man and everything he's involved with is just soooooo gross!!!!!! Ick!!!
Posted Mon, 08/16/2010 - 1:39am
Erin never even knew Lindsay LMFAO. Lindsay was a grown woman a very long time ago. She didn't even have a relationship with anyone female EXCEPT the worst female role model of them all--->DINA LOHAN.
Posted Sun, 08/15/2010 - 11:54pm
It really is no wonder why Lindsay is so screwed up. Between her mother, her father, and her father's floozies, Lindsay didn't have a chance.
Posted Sun, 08/15/2010 - 7:49pm