EXCLUSIVE DOCUMENT: Famous Mistress Rips Rachel Uchitel -- Read The Letter
Posted on May 19, 2010 @ 07:26AM

The infamous mistress who had a seven year affair with Chef Gordon Ramsay is ripping into the most famous mistress of all, Rachel Uchitel, and RadarOnline.com has exclusively obtained the searing letter.
Sarah Symonds, who says she has now dedicated her life to rehabilitating ex-mistresses via her blog Pillow Talk, says a recent interview by Uchitel compelled her to write an open letter to the woman who had affairs with Tiger Woods and TV actor David Boreanaz.
Symonds writes to Uchitel: “I was appalled to see your self-righteous attitude…” And she went on to say “As you languished there with your deep (fake) suntan, white teeth, off the shoulder number, and acrylic nails, it was clear to see where Tiger's money is being well spent..” RadarOnline.com was first to report that Rachel received a $10 million settlement from Tiger.
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She also wrote “sadly you represented the stereotypical ‘hot-to-trot-wh**e look’ that people always want to label the other woman… You just made life a whole lot harder for the rest of us.”
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Sarah invited Rachel to come to one of her Mistresses Anonymous meetings, but with a warning, “come in disguise, as you are not very popular right now. Not even with your fraternity!"
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Here is Sarah’s open letter to Rachel in its entirety.
"Dear Rachel
As founder of the Mistresses Anonymous Society - which I pioneered to help women get OUT of their toxic relationships with married man - I was appalled to see your self-righteous attitude while giving a TV interview last week. Sitting there in your low cut dress, you smugly epitomized absolutely everything bad about the "other woman" that I have worked so hard to eradicate. As you languished there with your deep (fake) suntan, white teeth, off the shoulder number, and acrylic nails, it was clear to see where Tiger's money is being well spent, and that's fine, but sadly you represented the stereotypical "hot-to-trot-wh**e look" that people always want to label the other woman with. So well done. Good job. You just made life a whole lot harder for the rest of us, and you played right into everybody's hands. Namely the media.
“Having been extremely vocal about my own affairs (and there is STILL much more to come) I do get that you want to voice your side of the story, truly I do, but when will you start assuming some responsibility yourself eh Rachel? When will you start to accept the part you played in all this too? Yes I am sure these men told you many lies, and while we know that nobody FORCED any of them to sleep with you, it was their choice, trust me love, however hot you may think you look, if you had said no, they would have surely found someone else to sleep with. Married men who want to cheat always find a way.
“I have far more respect for Tiger's other women than you. At least they seem to own their own truth. They know who they are, like we all should, and are not afraid to say it. I hope if I ever see you on TV again, you will have adopted a more caring and contrite attitude. If you need some help with that, come to one of my Mistresses Anonymous meetings. A tip though, come in disguise, as you not very popular right now. Not even with your fraternity!"















Tiger Gave Rachel $10 million to keep hush about something and it’s got Tigers game all messed up. Some are saying it’s the Poly Max Extremes he used on the golf course. But now he can’t use them because they are watching him like a hawk~!
Posted Thu, 08/12/2010 - 12:41pm
Uchitel has always struck me as fugly. it looks like she's made of plastic and grease. I have a feeling she'll continue to get media attention because she's all about self-promotion. A book, a new club, TV show are coming next.
Posted Wed, 05/19/2010 - 10:40pm
My God, what man hasn't she slept with?
Posted Wed, 05/19/2010 - 8:26pm
Well you just named him, but if she could get him she would, up there with all his Heavenly powers and ability to rule the world and what not LOL.
Posted Thu, 05/20/2010 - 1:00am
OMG she is so UGLY!!!!
Posted Wed, 05/19/2010 - 8:15pm
This Uglytel is a shameless, immoral w-h-o-r-e who is desperate to trap a rich man with her filthy silicone enhanced plastic body. She looks like a man on steroids with lips like sausages ready to burst! Gross!!!
Posted Wed, 05/19/2010 - 8:12pm
I don't get why they are so proud of being a tramp. They glamorize immorality and sleeping with rich married men. Now they get into fights over who gets more media attention from it all? Do they not have a conscience?
Posted Wed, 05/19/2010 - 6:14pm
FAMOUS!? SHOULD'NT SHE BE INFAMOUS?
Posted Wed, 05/19/2010 - 5:27pm
Why do the men who have these affairs not get blamed? Aren't they the ones who are married?
Posted Wed, 05/19/2010 - 4:44pm
Oh they are to blame, but these women are seeking media coverage and could care less about how this affects the children or the wife. The men are not blabbing to the tabloids to get it in the news, obviously. And serially dating married pigs?
Posted Wed, 05/19/2010 - 5:00pm