VIDEO: Chris Rock Gives Tiger Woods Marital Advice
Posted on Apr 13, 2010 @ 02:20PM
When you think of a relationship expert, who comes to mind? You might think of Dr. Phil or even Dr. Drew?
But would you ever think of Chris Rock? Well, RadarOnline.com has a preview video of a Tavis Smiley interview with the comedian where he gives Tiger Woods some marital advice.
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Rock, who has been married for 13 years, says, “You know what old cats always tell me? Just come home. That’s it! Just come home. What advice you got? Just come home! Whenever I’m done with something, I just come home. “
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The comedian, who stars in Death at a Funeral. says when he leaves the house for work or an errand he rushes back to his wife and thinks Tiger should do the same.
“So Tiger: just come home and don’t say ‘Never again.’ Just say ‘I’m going to try my best.’ Say ‘I’m going to try my best’ because you never know when Alicia Keys might give you that look. What you going to do? You’re powerless. Alicia Keys have on those tighter jeans, boy, what you going to do? He’s like this is worth getting hit with another golf club. I’ll take a golf club for Alicia Keys. You can mess up three cars!”
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Chris is alluding to the belief that Tiger’s wife, Elin Nordegren, used golf clubs to smash up Tiger’s car windows after it was exposed that he was cheating on her last November. RadarOnline.com was first to report that Elin is in Arizona right now. And Tiger has gone on vacation with his two children since coming in fourth in the Masters.
Chris Rock’s interview with Tavis Smiley airs Thursday night on PBS. Check local listings.
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May 02, 2012 @ 17:30
Mar 28, 2012 @ 03:00
EXACTLY. Take your TAIL home and stay out of bars, clubs and strip joints. Take a long break and work on repairing your marriage for 3 yrs. Tiger is a narcissistic BOY trapped in a man's body. GROW UP
Posted Wed, 04/14/2010 - 4:06pm
Why of all people would Chris Rock use Alicia Keyes as an example. Surely he must know Tiger is prejudice against black women and only has affairs with pure white chicks.
Posted Wed, 04/14/2010 - 2:50am
Nice advices. Anyway, I saw the Tiger Woods Nike commercial, and it made me cared even less than I did before.
Posted Wed, 04/14/2010 - 2:42am
FUNNNNNNY! Chris Rock ROCKS!
Posted Wed, 04/14/2010 - 12:25am
I bet your wife deals with you just "coming home" each night as she is running up your charge cards big time for each and every suspicion she has on you Chris Rock...............
Posted Tue, 04/13/2010 - 8:49pm
before funding any charity please visit, reform march of dimes.org (learn how charities misspend research dollars) & mrmcmed.org, does your charity STILL fund animal research?.. visit, humaneseal.org
Posted Tue, 04/13/2010 - 8:46pm
Thank God I only donate my hard earned dollars to the ASPSCA and the US Humane Society, as well as my local state animal shelters. Not a penny of mine would knowingly go toward any degree of animal research..
Posted Tue, 04/13/2010 - 8:52pm
Ummm, from what I've seen Alicia Keyes wouldn't be his first choice.
Posted Tue, 04/13/2010 - 8:38pm
Love it! (I'd take a golf club for Johnny Depp.)
Posted Tue, 04/13/2010 - 6:27pm
Chris, as usual, you speak the truth. but those who choose to live in their sanctimonious and hypocritical world don't get it but who cares? Chris, you are as funny as hell.
Posted Tue, 04/13/2010 - 6:23pm