Hailey Glassman Hits Jon Gosselin Where It Hurts


Posted on Feb 01, 2010 @ 02:11PM  
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Jon Gosselin has a talent for leaving angry women in his wake. While ex-wife Kate Gosselin has tempered her public comments about him, ex-girlfriend Hailey Glassman shows no signs of letting up her full frontal assault.

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And we do mean frontal assault!

In a new dig at her ex-boyfriend, Hailey dedicated a song to Jon via her Twitter page. We can’t tell you the name of the song because it’s just too explicit, but let’s just say it’s about a man who is “small” where no man
wants to be small!

NYPD Says Jon’s Apartment Break-In Claims Are A Stunt

“I dedicate this song to my ex. Mwas luv ya!” Hailey wrote, inserting a smiley face before adding, “I know Kate Major, you’re hysterically laughing right now.”

Hmm, sounds like a not-so-inside joke between Jon’s two ex’s!

Kate replied to Hailey’s tweet with “It’s so funny who can take the high road (us)ŠI love the song, LMAO.”

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Needless to say, the new year has not been pleasant for the former reality dad of 8. Apart from his relationship woes, NY police now suspect his apartment burglary may have been just a publicity stunt. Gosselin initially tried to blame Glassman for the break-in but NYPD now thinks the operation may have been staged.

Meanwhile, Gosselin appears to have moved on with new girlfriend Morgan Christie. However, those who know the couple say Gosselin is dating the affluent 25-year-old for financial support.

A former classmate of Morgan’s told RadarOnline.com exclusively, “I have no doubt that Morgan is with John for the publicity. It’s all about getting her picture taken. I mean, there’s nothing attractive about Jon Gosselin. Why would Morgan want to be with an older, overweight man with eight kids?” The pal, who went to Emory University with Morgan, added: “This is just her way of rebelling against her family. And knowing her family, I’m surprised that
they’re ok with this.”

Jon and Morgan Are Just For Publicity Says Friend

One thing is for sure, Jon’s ex-girlfriends aren’t going to let Morgan be Jon’s next victim. Kate Major (who has since begun dating Gosselin’s ex-pal Michael Lohan) recently had some words of wisdom for Morgan, telling RadarOnline.com, "I don't know if she missed out on the last year, but I'd really like to warn her and her family to really look at the type of person that Jon is and look at what he did to his other exes.

"She should be careful and watch out."



Shoethrower, thanks for the research. 3.7 inches, Yikes!!!! About the size of a baby tootsie roll.

by by loosers
Posted Tue, 02/02/2010 - 5:07pm

Maybe it will rot and Fall off! Would be the correct Karma for his life style. Nw that would be a great reality show! They could call it "Jon and his Jon-sion".

by Katiemae
Posted Tue, 02/02/2010 - 12:12am

Women are with him for their 15 minutes of fame... NOT his 3.7 inches minus 4 inches for big flabby pouch. It's probably like being with another woman -- but he has no clue how to please a woman.

by shoethrower
Posted Tue, 02/02/2010 - 12:40am

Yikes... i just did a google search and found some surveys on male member size by country. While the average length is 5 - 5. inches, Koreans are the smallest at 3.7 inches -- YIKES. Plus they say you need to subtract an inch for fat men.

by shoethrower
Posted Mon, 02/01/2010 - 11:52pm

Does that mean Jon ends up in the minus column because of his infamous flabby gut and thunder thighs?

by Katiemae
Posted Tue, 02/02/2010 - 12:14am

Katie - I'd say a definite affirmative on that one. He must be restricted in positions, too. LOL!

by shoethrower
Posted Tue, 02/02/2010 - 12:36am

Jon may have met his match in Hailey. She's no lady & is willing to tell us that Jon has a small package. He should have stuck with his wife, who put up with his small package & never told the world about it.

by Scarpetta
Posted Mon, 02/01/2010 - 9:45pm

Sorry Jon.......:)
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by Scarpetta
Posted Mon, 02/01/2010 - 9:53pm

wOw, it's the Jerry Springer show come to life!

by amagod121
Posted Mon, 02/01/2010 - 8:38pm

Is he too small or are you stretched wider than Texas? Hhhmmmm

by SableAthena
Posted Mon, 02/01/2010 - 7:28pm