VIDEO RECAP: The Jersey Shore Hookup Lowdown!
Posted on Jan 15, 2010 @ 02:09AM
It was an R-rated hook up night on MTV's The Jersey Shore that, of course, included some fisticuffs.
Snooki met a farm fella (and immediately regretted not shagging him), “The Situation” got hot in the hot tub (and cost someone their job), Vinny gave up his sloppy seconds (and was proud of it) and Jwoww got ejected from an Atlantic City club (and later slapped “The Situation” for “causing it”).
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It was a big one hour!
But let’s dissect why Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi has become an instant reality star. Much of it is surely the result of her love life and self-diagnosis of it.
It is for comments, like these, about farmer Keith: “He's like Irish and he talks like a Cowboy.”
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Or how about: “I always go for the Italians, so it's weird for me to like him.”
Another Snooki-ism? "But I saw muscles, so I knew he was my type.”
The best, however, was yet to come. After a passionate night, Snooki lamented: “We didn’t have sex, I don't know why... He has got to be clean.” Clean, as in no diseases. Classy.
Snooki and the clean farmer Keith, does it get any better? Especially considering Snooki’s summary of her past squeezes: “I’ve been with goats.”
We can't wait to see who is next!
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Jan 15, 2010 @ 07:00
i watch it. it teaches my son to get great grades as he does not want to turn out like THEM. lol. this show is great. i like mike and think ronnie is a douche. team snooki!
Posted Fri, 01/15/2010 - 2:39pm
J Wow got him good , Mike is such a D-Bag. I just love this show!!
Posted Fri, 01/15/2010 - 1:54pm
i think most pple ,at least i am, are facinated that there are real pple like this. i mean who says and does things like this show has and think its ok? they act like everything is normal..plus, idk why they are so famous! for being idots?
Posted Fri, 01/15/2010 - 12:43pm
WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO WATCH THIS SHOW????? REALLY!!!!! I JUST DO NOT GET IT, nothing but me-me-me-me- and rd if we want to watch the s****s we well, we do not need a play by play on line,
Posted Fri, 01/15/2010 - 8:04am
What did I just watch?
Posted Fri, 01/15/2010 - 7:48am