Proclaiming his innocence on criminal charges he’s facing in Santa Barbara, CA, Randy Quaid sent a letter to a judge – a letter that is downright loony!

Read the entire letter here!

RadarOnline.com has exclusively obtained the letter and Randy claims that he and wife Evi never received bills at the center of their criminal case because their mail is being “misappropriated to create false evidence."

In perhaps the most bizarre portion, Randy tells the judge that Karl Rove made flirtatious advances toward his wife! Randy writes that Evi’s outspokenness has earned the respect of all people, “including Karl Rove, who on a recent visit to Marfa made more than one flirtatious advance toward Evi!”

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Randy and Evi face charges that they defrauded an Inn Keeper, running out on an expensive bill at San Ysidro Ranch.

But in his five-page letter Randy contends that the hotel FORCED he and Evi to move from a single room to an expensive suite and didn’t tell them it would be more money. He also claims that the hotel is prosecuting him because its owners are having financial problems!

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“Surely we cannot be expected to make up for a 56% short fall of a billion dollar company’s cash flow problems,” Randy wrote.

And in a fit of twisted logic, Randy tries to explain that the allegations his wife’s credit card was not valid are false. He says when they checked in the card was declared working by the credit card company for $500. In the police affidavit it states, “the Quaids knowingly used a credit card they knew was not valid.”

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But Randy tells the judge, “According to Evi, the card was very much valid; it happened to be currently full at the time.”

Ok!

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Other bizarre highlights of the letter include:

- Randy describes changing his and Evi’s cell phone numbers frequently because “we are very concerned about the security of our cell phones.”

- And in terms of running out on the bill? Nah. Randy says it’s routine to leave a five-star hotel without stopping at the front desk. He then says he can’t understand why the bill never made it to his home address.

- In defending himself Randy backs into admitting that the couple is in the middle of a dispute with another hotel over a $17,000 unpaid bill.  He explains: “Until this fiasco we were unaware of the very real confusion regarding a second $17,000+ bill…”

- He says, once again, he did not get a bill from a collection agency regarding this hotel bill until after he was arrested and “Again I cannot explain the reason for this document to go undelivered unless someone intentionally interfered with the mail!”

And in one final bizarre note, Randy encloses a photo of himself with his dog at the h otel to prove to the judge “the relaxing, tranquil effect San Ysidro Ranch has had on us over the years!”

NOTE: Various part of this letter have been blacked out by RadarOnline.com as Randy makes extremely damaging allegations against some people involved, allegations that are unverified at this point. Also, this copy is not signed but RadarOnline.com has verified Randy sent it to the judge.

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