Shaaaaaaaaaaron!

The bleepin', bloody Osbournes are back!

The first family of heavy metal music and mayhem have reunited for eight episodes of the most outrageous--and foul-mouthed--variety show you'll ever see.

Radaronline.com caught a sneak peek of the finale last night, filmed before a live audience at CBS Television City in Hollywood and we can tell you that Ed Sullivan must be spinning in his grave.

One sketch has the kooky clan slinging hash--literally--at customers when they take over a diner for a day.

Another has a game audience member--and rapid Ozzy fan--agreeing to get a tattoo of the Prince of Darkness's face on his butt...on the air.

There's also a nasty puppet named "Little Ozzy" who enrages the singer with a barrage of insults as he tries to read "Jack and the Beanstalk" to a bunch of tots...until he finally has a less-than-friendly encounter with a saw!

Ozzy, feisty wife Sharon, singer Kelly and adventure show host Jack became a sensation with their 2002-05 MTV show.

Their new show will air on the FOX TV network sometime early this year.

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