When his neighbor started construction work at 7:30 in the morning, actor Ashton Kutcher went nuts.

Fortunately for us, Mr. Demi Moore recorded the outburst for posterity.

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What's more, he and Demi have been updating concerned citizens and fans about the matter all day.

Some key moments of the Kutcher blog:

Jack ass 7am building a god damn fort next to my house f'in up my view and noise polluting the entire f'in nieghborhood with pounding steal holy moly I'm gonna lose it! about this ass clown has another thing coming! about I'm gonna kill my neighbor!

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