Amy Winehouse won't go to rehab. No, no, no. That is, unless the cops are after her.

The infamously strung out songstress was scheduled to appear at a London police station this week for questioning regarding her September 25th attack on a female dancer at a the End of the Summer Ball—a charity event.

Surprise! Winehouse did not comply. In a last-ditch effort to remain among the living, Winehouse left for rehab (part 5) Saturday night. Her daddy, Mitch, revealed that Winehouse is suffering from a "chest infection."

A source attending the September event said "Sherene [the victim] asked Amy if she could take a photo. Amy was OK at first, but when Sherene asked if a friend could get in the shot, Amy lashed out."

Police agreed to reschedule Winehouse's appointment with the understanding that a warrant for her arrest will be issued if she pulls another no-show.

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