Maybe you're just signing on to the Internet for the first time today? If so, you haven't seen this leaked clip from a forthcoming episode of The Simpsons! It is political! You will enjoy it! Then you will be sad because you'll think about how much funnier The Simpsons used to be so many years ago. Then you will click on the post below, because it has the words Sarah Palin and porn in the title. Eventually, a new post will go up above this one. Then a couple more. Finally, you will shut down your computer because work has ended and go home. You will feel the gnawing realization that you are now one day closer to the grave and, really, what have you done with your life? You will kill this dread and fear with alcohol, and then you will turn on the TV. Perhaps an episode of The Simpsons will be on. And the wheel will continue to roll.

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