FALSE JUDGMENT The Palin Fake

Last week, a number of outlets published a digital scan of a report card said to be Sarah Palin's high school transcript. The owner of the actual report card has come forward—she is Dawn Eden, a pro-life and New York-famous former tabloid editor who then worked for a Catholic outfit promoting abstinence on college campuses. "The forger lowered the grades and scores on the printout to make Palin, an honor-society member, look like a mediocre student—but wasn't smart enough to hide the obviousness of the Photoshop job," Eden wrote on her blog. Eden is currently at work on a Masters in Theology. Palin is not; she is already that close to God.

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