Who Won Last Night's Presidential Debate?

Here are the campaign's professional spinners advocating for their candidates. The focus groups all seemed to think that Obama won it, and the general consensus in the press is that even though McCain did better than expected, it wasn't anywhere near enough to what he had to do if he wanted to change the dynamic of the debate. The general consensus in these parts is can we please not do this again for at least four years? Anyway, here's a round-up of some of the commentariat's reactions to last night's agonizing yakfest:

• Christie Brinkley Practically Forced Peter Cook To Screw a Teenager
• John McCain Wants To Buy Your House!