Today on The View, which is a reality show about what happens when you lock more than two women in a room with cameras, Joy Behar and Elizabeth Hasselbeck denounced the liberal media because it makes up lies about how they hate each other! Also they told America that they are "performers" and that nothing they say is anything but entertainment. Also Hasselbeck is going on tour with Sarah Palin this weekend! (Just a couple of talented ladies, talkin' foreign policy.) Then when she gets back on Monday morning, Joy Behar is going to beat her face in on live TV.

Parental warning: This clip will irritate the hell out of you.

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