A phone call we'd love to hear a recording of: California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger calling up Alaska Governor Sarah Palin and congratulating her on being tapped by John McCain as his vice-presidential nominee. Here's how Arnold described the conversation to Time editor Rick Stengel at the American Magazine Conference in San Francisco Tuesday:

"You know, I remember that when McCain picked Sarah Palin I called her and I said to her, 'You see, that's what's wrong with the Constitution,'" he said. "I said, 'Miss Alaska is beating Mr. Universe and can run for vice-president or become president. There's something off here.' She didn't think it was that funny."

That Tina Fey, though. Now she's funny!

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