Sarah Palin Did Not Sell That Jet On EBay

Last night moose-eating vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin reminded America of one of her best qualifications to serve in high office—she put a jet on eBay. "I came to office promising major ethics reform to end the culture of self-dealing, and today that ethics reform is the law. While I was at it, I got rid of a few things in the Governor's Office that I didn't believe our citizens should have to pay for. That luxury jet was over the top. I put it on eBay," she said.

Of course, Palin never mentioned that though she did list the jet on eBay, she didn't sell it on eBay.

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