Not Drinking: The New Trend
Posted on Oct 27, 2008 @ 04:07PM
CAREERIST DRUNKARD OPPORTUNIST George Orwell
You know what's hot in New York now, Americans? The new trend you'll be dying to emulate? Now the era of wearing tottery high heels, getting blackout-level loaded, and popping morning-after pills "just in case something happened" is over! Page Six magazine, the guide to all relevant trends, has announced the coming of the "wagonistas"—a growing group of people who abstain from social drinking so that they may better further their careers. (They have also announced that beards are in.) Yes. Boring, loathsome sobriety is now all the rage.
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