STEADY DIETS OF NOTHING Model and faux-transient (Photo: Getty Images)

It's been a pretty long and hectic Fashion Week, huh? Rather than hem and haw too much, we're just going to dive right in with a few highlights from yesterday's shows that mattered (of the ones we were able to access):

Carlos Miele
Miele showed a pleasantly pretty collection, but we were all a little taken aback when what we thought was a homeless man stumbled onto the stage (he was dressed in a denim jumpsuit and had a beanie, okay?). But then he started to sing some song which I'm sure will be stuck in our heads all week, and stepped on the models' dresses and made eye-rapey faces at the girls just like a homeless man would. Also there was free alcohol in the bags and a muddler and a martini shaker, which didn't so much makes us think ah homeless-y as it did oh finally! We also quite enjoyed watching actress Emma Roberts and Teen Vogue's Andrew Bevan chortling after 16-year-old model Karlie Kloss showcased her freshly adopted slow-as-death sexy walk.

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