POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE Bradley

For women in the fashion industry, you need three things to stand out: hot friends in high places, some utilizable talent (sluttiness applies), and a distinctive look. For men, there's no easier way to look like you're in the cool club than sporting a weird-ass hairdo. As proof, we asked the first dude with crazy hair we saw inside the tents to confirm. And guess what! Fashion hair totally works, dudes. "I only have one legit invite, and that show isn't until tonight," Bradley (right) confessed. "I just walked right past the guards." Despite this iron-clad confirmation, we've run down a few more examples of fancy boys with fancy locks who help illustrate the point:

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