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Is This Man The Rapey Gay Megastar?

  • On Monday, the New York Post's Page Six ran the following blind item:
    WHICH hunk in a summer movie is a violent, closeted homosexual? The heartthrob snuck into his ex's apartment a few months ago and raped him so violently, the ex ended up in the hospital - and the actor paid him $500,000 to keep his mouth shut . . .
    We've been wracking our brains trying to figure it out; my guess was Get Smart's Alan Arkin, but I was immediately shouted down by everyone else. Anyway, popular website ohnotheydidn't has suggested a different candidate: Will Smith.

    A correspondent told ontd the following:

    I read your story about the closeted actor who raped a former boyfriend. All of the names listed were wrong, it was actually Will Smith. You and Page 6 were wrong about some of the other details as well. The former boyfriend did report Will to the Lost Hills Sherrifs Department. The payoff was done to keep him from pressing charges. The charges were indeed dropped. The former boyfriend also needed surgery because his anus had a small split called a fisure after the incident.
    There's plenty more at that site, including the good news that it wasn't actually rape, just "rough play," which I know is how I wind up with most of my anal fissures. Is it true? We have no idea, and (HOLLYWOOD LAWYERS PLS PAY ATTENTION) are certainly not endorsing it as such. Still, who knows? As anyone who paid money to see Wild Wild West is well aware, Will Smith can do some very awful things.

    • By Alex Balk   08/21/08 12:21 PM
    File Under: Rumor Mill, Scandal, Will Smith
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    I happened to have worked on the set of I ROBOT, where Will constantly made gay jokes of all kinds. One day, during a green screen shoot, Will stuck his ass out of the moon roof of the stunt car and made a crack about being attacked by gay robots. There was also an instance during a night shoot where he was making gay jokes about taking Shia LaBeouf home and showing him what daddy's got.

    Posted by: RonnieProffit on August 21, 2008 1:02 PM

    i recently heard something similar from a semi-reliable source and was completely caught off guard by it. not that it matters much either way, just interesting that the rumor rumble is afoot.

    Posted by: whateva on August 21, 2008 2:17 PM

    Nobody guessed Fissure Stevens?

    Posted by: Hez on August 21, 2008 4:46 PM


    I heard through a mutual friend (he works at mutual of omaha, actually) that Alan Arkin took a course of Gay-No-More vitamins last year, even though he had never been gay. just a belt and suspenders kind of thing. so it probably definitely wasnt him.

    Posted by: escoBam on August 21, 2008 11:09 PM

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