• Let's talk 9/11, shall we?: Rudy Giuliani will give the keynote speech at the Republican National Convention next week, with Senator Joe Lieberman helping out. McCain's campaign manager said he wanted the list of speakers to showcase the diversity of the Republican Party.

• Biting Clay Aiken's style: Ricky Martin is the father of twin boys via a surrogate mother, his publicist said today.

• Foreign relations: George Hussein Onyango Obama, Barack Obama's long lost brother, apparently lives in a shanty town in Kenya and sustains on less than a dollar a month. He said he is embarrassed by his poverty and denies their relationship when people notice his surname. This puts Cindy McCain's estranged half sister to shame.

• Congresswoman Stricken: U.S. Representative Stephanie Tubbs Jones of Ohio is in critical condition after have a brain aneurysm while driving. A team of doctors has determined that she has limited brain function.

GO AHEAD AND CLICK, YOU'LL FEEL BETTER! China shuts down iTunes service; Olympics still paying dividends for NBC; Gosling and McAdams together again; and the untimely death of a sax player!

• iTunes terrorism: Chinese officials have shut down access to Apple's iTunes store after finding out that Olympic athletes were downloading the benefit album Songs for Tibet, which features John Mayer, Moby, and Underworld. How else will they learn what bad American music is?

• Golden Boy beats Golden Girls: ABC, Fox, and CBS all had their lowest viewership since at least 1987 this past week as the Olympics on NBC dominate. Saturday's conclusion to Michael Phelps' medal run drew in 31.6 million viewers and was the top-rated Saturday for the network since a Golden Girls episode in 1990.

• The Notebook sequel: Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams, Canada's own Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, are reportedly back together.

• What are you whining about, back to work!: Total workplace deaths dropped by six percent in the United States in 2007!

• We should jam, dudes: Dave Matthews Band paid their respect to their late saxophone player LeRoi Moore at a show in Los Angeles just hours after news of his death was released.