• RIP: Much-loved Representative Stephanie Tubbs Jones, the first black congresswoman from Ohio, died yesterday after suffering a brain aneurysm while driving.

• F.U., shilly Jerry: Because it sucks, operating system Vista's maker, Microsoft, is giving Jerry Seinfeld $10 million to say it doesn't.

• Can't count that high: Presumptive Republican presidential nominee John McCain is unaware how many houses he had his zillionaire wife Cindy buy for them. We're going to guess it's more than the number of bedrooms you have in your one house, Barack Obama.

• Thank God!: Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake are kind of getting back together, guys!

CLICK HERE NOT BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO BUT BECAUSE YOU WANT TO: Ted Stevens, lazy criminal; Russia's camping in Georgia; anti-gays, a whole town of 'em; and a wealthy do-gooder moves to steal Donald's thunder!

• Taylor Hicks: This Thing Looks Like That Thing
• St. Rudy's Headlining St. Paul

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