"Judge Richard Hicks granted Alexis Miller's request [for a restraining order] on Thursday after reviewing her claims that [Shaquille O'Neal] threatened her with bodily harm and made harassing phone calls in which he would breathe heavily into the phone before hanging up.... Miller, a 23-year-old independent music artist [karaoke host? confusing!] professionally known as Maryjane, also alleged that O'Neal, 36, threatened to ruin her career [again, confusing!] by having her blackballed after Miller ended an intimate relationship between the two last month." Good thing wifey's taking you back, dude! Unless of course your September 4 court date draws any attention that scares her off. [AJC]

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