You know, Rielle Hunter would probably be a lot better off right now had she not blabbed to the entire world about sleeping with John Edwards. (Or if she'd avoided sleeping with him in the first place, but whatever.) In the National Enquirer's latest round of coverage, which spans six pages (including one page devoted entirely to quotes from the mainstream media about how the Enquirer was right), the tabloid extensively quotes four different "friends" of Hunter, all of whom were seemingly privy to intimate details about her affair with the former North Carolina senator:

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