Two of the accused

Three young gadabouts from West Yorkshire were not convicted today in the UK for "conspiracy to cause an explosion," in a prosecution related to the London 7/7 bombings. The three were not the actual bombers, because those are dead and therefore beyond the reach of the law, but they did come to town with at least two of them. They went to visit the Aquarium! And somehow they menacingly visited other parts of the city, including The Natural History Museum. That is so frightening. They'll have a new friendly hearing in September, or next year, and so they'll just wait in jail until then.

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