Despite threats by her boyfriend The Entertainer to "blow up the house" and "kill everyone in their sleep" should she be voted off, Destiney was eliminated from I Love Money last night, compliments of a firm backstab from Toastee. As it turns out, the age-old adage is true: you can never trust a porn star.

Recall way back in episode one, Destiney saved Toastee from elimination in exchange for safety should she ever be on the chopping block. Well, last night Toastee had the opportunity to repay the favor, but unfortunately for Destiney, it was the a choice between her or Real, who is part of the "Stallionaire" alliance, the most powerful in the house. Toastee believed it was in her best interest to align with the Stallionaires—which also includes Chance and Whiteboy—and so she broke her promise to Destiney, who tried, but failed, to play fair in a house full of schemers.

The vote was the culmination of a day full of crying—but for once, not because of drama. In a challenge called "The Crying Game," each member of the Green and Gold team had to produce tears, and the first team to have each member produce a tear first was named the winner. Contestants could try to produce tears naturally or by using any of five special tools set out before them—onions, cigars to smoke, cayenne pepper, hot sauce or tweezers. Once the clock started ticking, and neither onion nor cigar smoke were working, some contestants asked teammates to physically hurt them when they found they couldn't produce tears on their own. Among the better tear-jerking methods was 12 Pack's slap across Toastee's face and the gross sight of several people running their fingers across Rodeo's eyeballs. Others chose to inflict their own pain, like poor Punkin, who unfortunately wasn't familiar with cayenne peppers, and thought it would be okay to just apply them directly to her eyes. Among the chaos, her screams of pain rang particularly clear.

The Gold team won when Rodeo's eyeball rubbing finally worked, and Real's attempts to make his eyes water by tweezing his nose hairs did not. That made team captain, Toastee, the paymaster, and set up the vote to go against Destiney. After a brief and gratuitous make-out session with The Entertainer, she exited gracefully. Karma will probably be unkind to Toastee, though, as that now means the half-witted Entertainer will be on her back and working to fulfill his promise of making her life a living hell" for voting against his lady. Given the ever-present maniacal gleam in his eye, we tend to believe him.