STUCK IN DEAD-END JOBS Bloomberg, Clinton

Carpetbagger Hillary Clinton has been running for president for the last eight or nine years but now that is on hold for a couple of months, so she is going back to her old job of being New York Senator!

"Many of you put your ideas and your requests on hold, and now, the hold is off," she told a Mayor Bloomberg-hosted party at Gracie Mansion last night. Um, just in time? The party was an excellent idea, as it got monster real estate developer Jerry Speyer a chance to bend the ear of New York Governor David Paterson. We are sure they were talking trash about the stupid MTA. Also Jerry just sold most of the Chrysler Building to Abu Dhabi.

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