According to the News of the World (please don't turn away!), Lindsay Lohan is set to become Mrs. Samantha Ronson by the end of the year. The bastion of well-sourced journalism is reporting that a "lavish do, including drinks and canapes for Li-Lo's pals and relatives" is being organized by Lindsay's mother Dina to announce the still going-strong relationship to the world.

A source reports: "They've been keeping the relationship quiet for months and trying to pass each other off as 'just good friends.' But they've decided it isn't a fling, it's for life—so they want to make their romance public."

This is where the story starts to get a little off. Keeping their relationship quiet? Really? These lezzies have been sticking their tongues in each other's mouths every chance they get. But whatever, the news is from the News of the World, which we always believe.