The senior senator from the state of Delaware, Joe Biden, who also answers to "Scrappy Scranton," got a nice little career bump over the weekend. Everyone on the small screen was very excited about this! They'd been looking forward to this very moment for twelve or so years! Let's be honest, they were all goddamned tired of talking about Michael Phelps. Our lovable pundits had like, forever, to line up coherent, independent, knowledgeable guests capable of proffering to the American people a deeper understanding of just what kind of stuffing fills the civic soul and political track record of the Democratic veep nominee.

So who did they find?

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