• Buyer's market: Donald Trump is saving Ed McMahon from foreclosure by buying his house and leasing it back to him. Supposedly, the two don't know each other, but the Donald said saving McMahon from the f-word "would be an act of honor."

• Flight of the Condi: Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice is in Tbilisi, Georgia, to preset a ceasefire deal to Georgian President Mikhail Saakashvili. Meanwhile, Poland has made a preliminary deal to host a U.S. missile defense shield. Washington swears the deal with Poland isn't a reaction to the Russia-Georgia crisis but rather to protect against long-range attacks from truly "rogue states" like Iran.

• Girls to Women: The U.S.'s Nastia Likukin took the gold in the women's gymnastics individual all-around and her teammate Shawn Johnson won the silver. Take that, China! Old people can do gymnastics too.

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• Brides to be: Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi will reportedly marry tomorrow in Los Angeles. A source tells "Page Six" that 20 people were invited and Portia will wear Zac Posen. Sounds lovely ladies, if a bit more restrained than the Big Fat Lesbian Wedding we were hoping for.

• Has it arrived?: Netflix says it has been suffering from major technical difficulties for the past four days that have drastically limited the number of DVDs it's been sending out and created the biggest disruption in service since the company launched.

• ...And then there was an arrest: Rapper DMX was arrested ouside a Miami WalMart because of an outstanding warrant in Arizona from a missed court date.

• Matters of the heart: A new study finds that Red Bull doesn't just give you wings; it can also give you the cardiovascular profile of a heart disease patient.