There's one surefire indication that a movie sucks really hard—it's not screened for critics. And this was is a special weekend for hard sucking movies. Both College, the undergrad party movie with former Nickelodean star Drake Bell, and Disaster Movie, another one of those god-awful sorry excuses for a spoof, are without reviews on Rotten Tomatoes. We're assuming this means they weren't screened and we know that means they're bad. So instead of rounding up the consensus opinion of professional film critics, this week we're gonna grab some reviews from the IMDB message boards, always a venue for thoughtful critique and civilized debate. Check it out:

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