There's one surefire indication that a movie sucks really hard—it's not screened for critics. And this was is a special weekend for hard sucking movies. Both College, the undergrad party movie with former Nickelodean star Drake Bell, and Disaster Movie, another one of those god-awful sorry excuses for a spoof, are without reviews on Rotten Tomatoes. We're assuming this means they weren't screened and we know that means they're bad. So instead of rounding up the consensus opinion of professional film critics, this week we're gonna grab some reviews from the IMDB message boards, always a venue for thoughtful critique and civilized debate. Check it out:

College:

• "Well, there's bad movies and then there's BAD movies. I didn't expect this one to be high art, but I didn't expect it to be this bad. College is a low budget, uninspired, horribly written waste of time."—creditdauphine

• "All in all it was a decent movie, just a little bit worse version of Can't Hardly Wait."—gabyrame

• "This movie is desperately trying to be one of those funny college party movie where a bunch of crazy *beep* happens and as a result, they forgot the jokes."—iand247

• "Yes, there are vomit scenes."—Era Vulgarius

• "Very boring and unfunny. Seems to rip off so many other movies. For example the three main characters look like an exact carbon copy of the cast from Superbad, a shy skinny person, a fat snob, and one complete dork. Jokes aren't very funny and are old."—touchdown2008

Disaster Movie:

• "There is nothing clever or witty or remotely smart about the way these two write, and I can't believe that some people still pay to see these travesties."—corsojames

• "It makes Meet the Spartans look like Raiders of the Lost Ark in comparison. You will seriously feel ill afterwards and more than likely have a strong urge to gouge your eyes out."—borgcube-3

• "I was given a free ticket to this film; so I can't complain that I was ripped off (except in that some 90 minutes of my life were irretrievably stolen from me)."—Andy Samfoss

• "Don't see this movie. It is by far the stupidest, lamest, most lazy, and unbelievably UNFUNNY movie I have ever seen. It is a total disaster."—RockMeSexySpy

• "Watch some gay porn instead. Seriously. There's more plot and surprises, plus an actual climax."—King of Five