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Brits Set To Be Entranced By The Perfect Vagina

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VAGINA DEFINER Host Lisa Rogers
How many jokes about female anatomy can we fit (Phit?) into an item about The Perfect Vagina, the BBC's upcoming documentary about the boom in vaginal cosmetic surgery among British women? Here goes: "Why even beat around the BUSH? If there's nothing else on the BOX that night, The Perfect Vagina should make for pretty compelling television! Besides, it's better than watching reruns of The Office on the BOOB (Fallopian) TUBE. If nothing else, The Perfect Vagina is sure to fill a GAPING HOLE in the otherwise boring summer television schedule. Either way, it beats sitting around and staring at the CARPET."

We will now go back to pretending like we're not 14 years old.

Tough titty that, for the American version, the following titles have already been purloined: "Extreme Makeover: Home Edition," "Flavor of Love, "Pimp My Ride," and "Kitchen Nightmares."

Posted by: KarenUhOh on August 12, 2008 3:34 PM

@KarenUhOh: Ditto: America's Next Top Vagina, The Bachelorette's (Vagina), The Amazing Vagina, Vagina Swap, and Vagina Factor.

Oh yeah, and that canceled Fox show, Vagina Island. Loved that one.

Posted by: neel shah on August 12, 2008 3:56 PM

That got cancelled for me when they took Fantasy Island off the air.

Posted by: KarenUhOh on August 12, 2008 4:01 PM

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