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• Engaged: The Obama campaign has offered Bill Clinton a speaking role at the Democratic National Convention! And he's accepted! All is forgotten. The Democratic party has healed ... except for that pesky matter of a possible convention roll call for Hillary Clinton's nomination.

• Party over: Syed Rahman, a 24-year old bar worker, has confessed to killing a woman who attended Li'l Kim's birthday party at a nightclub and was left for dead on the club's roof.

• Money problems: The McCain campaign says it will return $50,000 in heavily scrutinized campaign contributions solicited by the Jordanian business partner of chair of the Florida Republican party, Harry Sargeant III.

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