Bankers Vs. Consultants: Everybody Loses

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Posted on Oct 27, 2008 @ 04:07PM  

"Since the dawn of capitalism, the corporate landscape has been the stage for a vicious feud between two of history's most bitter rivals," says the above video. The feuding parties, of course: bankers and consultants. Who emerges victorious? Seems to be a toss-up until the banker, the slick-looking Punjabi Gordon Gecko, drops this bomb on overmatched MC Kinsey (heh): "Hypothetical scenario: you get into the joint/But you still can't buy bottles with Starwoods Points." Oh, snap! Bankers win the douche-off! [Inspired by the book, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Banker, previously excerpted by Radar]