• Making Monday matter: Contain your excitement, America. People has posted the cover of its Angelina, Brad, and the twins issue online. The magazine paid a reported $14 million for the celeb baby pics inside the issue, which hits newsstands today. Across the pond, Hello! has some photos of their own.

• Convention-al: Now that that Hillary chick is finally out of it, Barack Obama is asking that the delegates from Florida and Michigan be fully seated at the Democratic convention.

• In passing: Nobel-prize winning Russian writer Alexander Solzhenitsyn, who was imprisoned for criticizing Stalin and went on to expose the prison system in his novels, has died at age 89. Atlanta Braves broadcaster Skip Caray, part of the same family line as Harry Caray, also passed away over the weekend.

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• Work it, girls: John McCain will campaign today at the Sturgis Rally 2008 at Buffalo Chip in South Dakota. The old guy will work it alongside Kid Rock, "Ringin' Wet & Wild" women wrestlers, and a bikini beauty pageant. Enjoy that mental image.

• Without their daughter: Let this be a lesson to Brad and Angie about the dangers of having too many rug rats: Parents flying from Israel to Paris accidentally left of one their five children, a four-year-old girl, behind.

• Salad days: In these tough times, McDonald's is working on ways to make its $1 double cheeseburger less expensive to produce.

• The C Word: Actress Christina Applegate has been diagnosed with breast cancer. Her publicist says it isn't life threatening.

• Another C Word: We knew it would come to his. There's a reality series in development called Cougars: NYC about older gals who like their man meat young.