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Beard: Phelps Can Hose Off!

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SOMETHING'S FISHY! Phelps, Beard (inset)
The pages of Playboy will have to do, fishboy: Olympic swimmer/Playmate Amanda Beard denied rumors that she and Michael Phelps were dating. Clearly some sort of fool, she reportedly said "Ew ... that's nasty" when asked about Phelps.

Foot loose: Songwriter Mark Archer has written a musical about David Beckham in celebration of his first 33 years. Set within a cheering football stadium, Theatre of Dreams chronicles Beck's life and fame.

That was quick: Chris Kattan and his wife of eight weeks, Sunshine Tutt, have separated. They do not, however, have plans for a divorce.

CLICK HERE, PLEASE! NYC bureaucrats revealed; BlackBerry moves on iPhone; chicks sing songs for cancer!

Show me the money!: A new website, seethroughny.net, provides the salaries of hundreds of thousands of state employees online, and allows users to search payroll records, contracts, and expenditures.

Zambian President Levy Mwanawasa dies: After suffering a stroke at an African Union summit in Egypt, Mwanawasa was flown to Paris, where he passed away Monday.

Improve your intellectual image: The Wall Street Journal has launched a wireless application for Blackberry users that will allow them to view headlines, summaries, and current articles.

More altruism: Fergie, Beyoncé, Natasha Bedingfield, and Sheryl Crow are among a group of female musicians who will be collaborating on a new song that will benefit the Stand Up to Cancer campaign.

The ultimate butterface..it's really hard for photographers to find a good angle.

Posted by: punctiliouspig on August 19, 2008 8:24 PM

In other news, Michael Phelps stated "Uh, can you show me a picture? Because I'm not really sure who that is."

Posted by: Rie11eHunter on August 20, 2008 9:43 AM

Is that the tranny looking one from Miami Ink with all the teeth?

Yikes!

Posted by: Phish on August 22, 2008 5:21 AM

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