• The pages of Playboy will have to do, fishboy: Olympic swimmer/Playmate Amanda Beard denied rumors that she and Michael Phelps were dating. Clearly some sort of fool, she reportedly said "Ew ... that's nasty" when asked about Phelps.

• Foot loose: Songwriter Mark Archer has written a musical about David Beckham in celebration of his first 33 years. Set within a cheering football stadium, Theatre of Dreams chronicles Beck's life and fame.

• That was quick: Chris Kattan and his wife of eight weeks, Sunshine Tutt, have separated. They do not, however, have plans for a divorce.

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• Show me the money!: A new website, seethroughny.net, provides the salaries of hundreds of thousands of state employees online, and allows users to search payroll records, contracts, and expenditures.

• Zambian President Levy Mwanawasa dies: After suffering a stroke at an African Union summit in Egypt, Mwanawasa was flown to Paris, where he passed away Monday.

• Improve your intellectual image: The Wall Street Journal has launched a wireless application for Blackberry users that will allow them to view headlines, summaries, and current articles.

• More altruism: Fergie, Beyoncé, Natasha Bedingfield, and Sheryl Crow are among a group of female musicians who will be collaborating on a new song that will benefit the Stand Up to Cancer campaign.