You know how the Internet is making everyone nastier (ALLEGEDLY)? Well that's bad news for the gays, already a fairly nasty lot. Over at the New York Times, there is a story called "Many Gays Don't Tell Doctors Their Sexuality, Study Finds." Writes a commenter there: "'Gays'? What is this, 1960? Why don't you just say 'THE Gays,' and while you're at it, 'The Blacks' and 'The Jews'? If you're pro-openness, how about cultivating a safe environment with non-pejorative language? The text of the story is fine, but the headline is outdated." Haha, this commenter's name is Khris. Whatever, tranny! But wait, there's more GAY OUTRAGE.

Over at the New York Observer, some gays had a fit about an anthropological article by Doree Shafrir on the gays. Wrote David Ehrenstein: "What do you think we are? Zoo monkeys? Yes, that's precisely what you think we are." And wrote another: "Can't wait for your next condescending article on 'the blacks'!"

Jesus, TETCHY! Why is no one allowed to talk about the gays anymore? But they do have the best revenge. Witness this blog post: Doree Shafrir Is An Out Of Touch New Old Fag Hag. That she is, girls, that she is.