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Sienna Miller Demonstrates Least Inconspicuous Way To Have Affair With Married Man

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(T)HORNY ROSE Miller (Photo: Getty Images)
Earlier this month, rich guy with famous last name/Brothers & Sisters actor Balthazar Getty denied rumors that he was cheating on his wife with Sienna Miller, a British rose who seems to have gotten wet with quite a few vases. Days later, Getty and Miller were spotted having a romantic dinner on Italy's Amalfi Coast, while it was reported that Getty's wife, Rosetta, was also in Italy, with their four kids, thinking divorce, as one often does in Italy. Now, Getty and Miller have outdone themselves. Cameras caught the two kissing and snuggling on a boat with friends off the Amalfi Coast. To add insult to matrimonial injuries, Miller is topless (NSFW pic below) as she puckers up with Getty, the boat is wooden and grossly charming, and Getty might well be wooden under his beach towel as the nearly-naked Miller leans into him, underneath the sensuous Mediterranean sun.

This isn't the first time that Miller has been rumored to be getting her pert little boobies between a woman and her man.

She and Jude Law were celebrating Valentine's Day together by February 2004, just a few months after Law's nasty divorce from Sadie Frost. Law went on to cheat on Sienna with a nanny, which might explain her current home-wrecker tendencies. This past January, she was caught cuddling with Sean Penn while he was still in the midst of his divorce from Robin Wright.

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THE MYSTERIES OF TITSBURGH Boobs (Photo: bigpicturesphoto.com)
In early 2006, it was rumored that Hayden Christensen had ditched his former-model girlfriend for her after Miller split with Jude Law. Christensen's betrayed woman lashed out at Miller, saying "She has a lot of problems, she has a messed up temper and she is so erratic...I hope she realizes that not everyone is responsible for her ex-fiance's cheating and that she doesn't have to take it out on everyone else."

Ouch. Someone find this girl some other options.

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By Hailey Eber   07/14/08 12:30 PM
Related: Balthazar Getty, Infidelity, Scandal, School for Scandal, Sienna Miller
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