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The First-Ever Vagina Spa

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Is your vagina lazy and out of shape? You're in luck: The Times today reports that New York City's first spa "wholly dedicated to strengthening and grooming a woman's genital area" is slated to open this month!

It's called "Phit," which is a made-up, medical-sounding acronym that means "pelvic health integrated techniques." The spa's flagship service is its $150 for a gynecological exam, in which a client contracts her pelvic muscles around a doctor's fingers in order to determine "whether the muscle tone is weak, moderate, or strong," but for additional fees you can also get your cooter hooked up to an electrostimulation machine, train with a private Kegels exercise coach, or even undergo "nonsurgical labial conturing" to "restore labial and vulvar contour to a plump firmness."

Some doctors are calling bullshit on whether these services actually work, but the founder, Dr. Lauri Romanzi, is very confident that Kegels and the like are a requisite for having healthy, properly functioning ladybits! "If you can vote and you have a vagina, you should do these," she claims of vagina-tightening exercises. "It's the dental floss of feminine fitness." You hear that, girls? Go on and floss your vaginas today!

Comments

This is really Good News!

Posted by: henotic on July 4, 2008 3:25 PM

I guess we will just have to see how long before some doctor and spa get's there arse sued up....Bad idea....leme work there own vigina muscle's. Not "oh hey i'ma doctor leme give you a hand with that" WOW ur strong pffffffffffft

Posted by: dasandman on July 4, 2008 8:09 PM

I meant let them work there own vigina muscles not me LMAO...look I want to you to picture ur wife coming home from the doctor after vigina spa and tell me how you feel with the results...I don't think so. The ball goes up and the ball comes down.

Posted by: dasandman on July 4, 2008 8:14 PM

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