• Wailing at the Wall: Visiting the Western Wall in Jerusalem earlier this morning, Barack Obama was heckled by a lone man who called out "Obama, Jerusalem is not for sale! Obama, Jerusalem is not for sale!" John McCain considering hiring his own heckler in desperate attempt to get press.

• Privacy time: Brad Pitt is threatening legal action against anyone publishing recent photos of the Jolie-Pitt brood on their French estate that were snapped with a telephoto lens. According to Pitt's lawyers, the taking of the photos constitutes a "malicious violation" of privacy under both French and California law.

• Got a room: New York's most beautiful vagina, Ashley Dupre, was caught getting a room at the Gramercy Park Hotel with some new dude who has a wife and two kids.

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• Not soy good: A recent study suggests that even eating even a moderate amount of soy may half a man's sperm count. Does this mean Devendra Banhart isn't going to knock up Natalie Portman?

• Name, nicked: A New Zealand judge has ordered a name change for a nine-year-old girl called Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii.

• Frenemy request: A British man has been awarded over $40,000 after suing an ex-friend who created a fake Facebook profile for him.