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Drive-Time DJ Discovers Cure For Lack Of Attention Disorder (LOAD)

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Vitriolic radio host Michael Savage, whose recent remarks suggesting that almost every child diagnosed with autism is merely 'a brat who hasn't been told to cut the act out,' caused a furor among the parents of autistic children, today told the New York Times that he would not apologize for his statements.

"My main point remains true," Savage told the paper. "It is an overdiagnosed medical condition. In my readings, there is no definitive medical diagnosis for autism."

While advocates for those suffering from the disorder are outraged, the unrepentant chatterer expressed pride in his ability to inspire "discussion on the subject," which has resulted in exactly the kind of publicity he desires. "What else do you think I should make fun of," he went on to ask a reporter, "pediatric cancer? Juvenile diabetes? Seriously, I'll say anything! Just keep writing about me!"

there is also no definitive medical diagnosis for pathological stupidity, cognitive dysfunction and relentless self-absorption.

savage, let me put it in terms you can relate to: go fuck yourself.

Posted by: sailor on July 21, 2008 3:40 PM

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Posted by: KarenUhOh on July 22, 2008 9:18 AM

It takes a small man to belittle children that are diagnosed with autism. Children on the spectrum tantrum because they suffer from extreme anxiety. It also has to do with sensory integration issues not that you have any fuckin idea what that means you small minded waste.1 out of 94 children are diagnosed with Autism. If thats not something to be concerned about I don't know what is. I'm the mother of what you refer to as a so called autistic brat and I can only wish one day you are blessed with an austistic child/grandchild. Learn about the disorder before you make ignorant remarks. Because my son cannot speak due to Autism I will say what he would if he could, "Your a DICK".

Why don't you resite this on your station!!!!!!!
PS: I hope someone with Autism kicks your fuckin ass one day loser

Sincerely, Mrs. Laurinda Pedro

Posted by: laurinda on July 23, 2008 3:31 PM

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