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GUESS WHO (Hint: He's really buff)
Perpetually topless man candy Mario Lopez has reportedly rejected Playgirl's offer to go bottomless. The whole world's favorite easily photoshopped hunk was offered $200,000 to show his junk in the pervy ladies-mag after editors caught a glimpse of his rock-solid but kind of creepily over-toned body in People. But fret not ladies and gay dudes who read Playgirl, in his refusal to participate, Lopez seemed to imply that he may let someone take pictures of his no-doubt well-shorn sack in the future, saying, "It's not something for me at the moment."

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I really want to poke one of his riblets.

Posted by: conniewang on July 3, 2008 3:38 PM

HA Ha he gotz a lil wanker LMAO

Posted by: dasandman on July 4, 2008 8:25 PM

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