SEEDY Jose, Madge

What is it with Madonna and Latin baseball players? While the singer denies that she and the Dominican-born Alex Rodriguez ever consummated their relationship (though the stripper-loving Yankee supposedly referred to her as his "soul mate"), Cuban-born former slugger Jose Canseco now fills Us Weekly in on the details of his fling with the Material Girl back in 1991.

It's rather bizarre. According to Canseco, Madonna tried to seduce him at her house in the Hollywood Hills simply because she wanted his Cuban seed for a baby. (This despite the fact that Canseco was married at the time and says he barely knew her.) Let's go to the transcript:

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