• Heart(ache) problems?: The stress of rumors about her marital problems, the A-Rod affair, and her brother's tell-all book are reportedly taking their toll on Madonna's physical and emotional health. A source tells the Sun: "She feels nobody has taken her side.... She has been feeling low and looking really gaunt." Madge's been resting up with Gwyneth Paltrow in the Hamptons, so maybe this "gaunt" thing is infectious?

• To catch a mass murderer: After nearly 13 years in hiding, most-wanted-war-criminal Radovan Karadzic has been arrested. The Bosnian Serb is charged with genocide for his role in the massacre of an estimated 8,000 Bosnian Muslim men in Srebrenica in 1995.

• Fight Knight: Dark Knight star Christian Bale stands accused of assaulting both his mother and sister the night before the European premiere of the blockbuster. Cops graciously waited till after the screening to discuss the attacks.

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• No heart of glass: Tests on Blondie's drummer, Clem Burke, suggest that drummers are as fit as top athletes and can burn 400 to 600 calories per hour in concert. Expect to see a "Bang a Drum for a Bangin' Bod" class at a Crunch gym near you this fall.

• Together again: Ivanka Trump and New York Observer billionaire Jared Kushner are said to be back together, on the grounds that she'll convert to Judaism if things get serious.

• As seen on TiVo: TiVo and Amazon are expected to announce a partnership today that will allow couch potatoes to use their TiVo remote to click on onscreen menus and buy whatever book is changing Oprah's life on today's show.

• Signing day: Divorcee-to-be Yankees star Alex Rodriguez has gone Hollywood, signing with the William Morris Agency to help make his image more marketable off the field.