• Russ, Jr., steps in: NBC News has announced it will hire the late Tim Russert's son Luke as a "correspondent at large" to cover the upcoming political conventions. Based on his strong performance opposite an annoying Matt Lauer, we can't say we're surprised.

• More daddy-related news: Britney Spears remains under the tight noose of her father Jamie, who a judge ruled will retain conservatorship over her finances until the end of the year.

• Believe the surge hype?: July marks the lowest U.S. death count since the beginning of the Iraq invasion, with 11 soldiers killed. Make up your own damn mind!

• Undercover brother: Previous attempts to reveal the identity of wildly popular British street artist Banksy have turned out to be likely fakes, but now Gawker has obtained (apparently) genuine photos of the man in action from a UK documentary filmed in 2000.

CLICK TILL YOUR HEART'S CONTENT! Ali Lohan and the porn-king; NIN makes good; supplemental ovary cash; and a Canadian beheading!

• Emo economy: Despite being available as a free download for months, Trent Reznor's new Nine Inch Nails album has hit the top 20. Apparently Gen Xers aren't completely irrelevant—take that, Miley!

• Disney pinup: On the finale of her family's reality show, Ali Lohan accidentally auditioned for a horror movie made by porn director Peter Davy (Voodoo Lust, Dreams in the Forbidden Zone). It's not exactly pretending to be a naked Marilyn Monroe, but give her time.

• Other people's eggs: If we were Suze Orman, we might tell you to get creative in these money-strapped times, invest your stimulus checks, and join the many other women in Las Vegas who are using their ovaries to pick up a little extra spending cash. Sadly, we are not Suze Orman.

• Holy crap, Canada!: A man riding a Greyhound bus in Winnipeg was decapitated with a hunting knife by the passenger seated next to him.