• Sun block: John McCain had a mole removed from his face today.

• Awesome: Keira Knightly refused canny photoshoppers access to her breasts in a promotional photo for her new movie.

• Family values: That guy who shot up the Unitarian church in Tennessee did it because he "hated liberals."

• Spend today, borrow tomorrow: Even without the war, that $600 rebate check and the housing bill are piling on the debt: the U.S. Government is facing a $490 billion deficit in 2009.

• Other options: Five female bloggers who should have been Wired's cover girl instead of Julia Allison.

• Figures: Members of Maroon 5 do yoga before every show to make sure they don't become edgy, exciting, or in any way controversial.

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