• Baby bucking the trend: Like many before them, Jessica Alba and Cash Warren have cut a two-part deal with with OK! for $1.5 million in exchange for baby photos of little Honor and pictures of another family "event" down the line.

• Slippery slope: OPEC secretary general Salem El-Badri says we'd all be pretty screwed if there was a military conflict with Iran because there's just no way to replace the country's oil production; oil prices would go through the roof. "The prices would go unlimited," he said, "I can't give you a number."

• Brotherly love lost: Madonna's brother, Christopher, reveals a lot of not that interesting stuff in his tell-all book about his sister, out next week.

• Special allergies: Van Halen frontman David Lee Roth quashes rumors that he was pulled over for speeding in Canada as he was going into anaphylactic shock from a peanut allergy. "The only thing I'm allergic to is criticism," Roth says.

SURE, THERE'S MORE: Actors still not happy; sex and cheesecake; and Broadway closing!

• Strike out: On Thursday, the Screen Actors Guild rejected the latest offer from the movie studios but said it was willing to negotiate. They producers say that was their final offer.

• Guy stuff: The U.S. Equal Employment Opportunity Commission has filed a lawsuit against America's favorite over-eatery, Cheesecake Factory. The suit claims that male-on-male sexual harassment occurred at the restaurant chain and complaints were ignored by restaurant managers.

• Technically speaking: After analyzing a 1937 law, a law professor in Arizona says John McCain technically does not meet the presidential standard of "natural-born citizen."

• Off Broadway: New York City is closing two lanes of Broadway to cars to make room for a bike lane and a pedestrian walkway.

• Dirty talk: Look y'all. John McCain does not want to discuss perverted stuff like Viagra and birth control pills and women's health care. Keep that sexy talk and women's plumbing stuff to yourself. Let's talk about real issues ... or at least Senate votes he can remember.